throw some D's on that bitch...

I can't understand why anyone in the world would want big titties!!! i fucking hate my tits. I use to have perfect C 36's. Even then they got on my nerves but they weren't that bad.Then I started taking "The Ring " birth control. Chest went up to a whooping D 36. what the fuck is going on with birth control? Too many damn hormones, but thats another story.. I guess people pay for the milk duds. So I'm blessed right? Wrong!!! After I have kids I'm getting a deduction. here's the disadvantages of the cha cha's.

• They fucking sweat. Bitch don't deny it!!! I got baby powder lining my fucking bras..

• A none sexy situation instant becomes sexy. Have you ever had on V cut shirt and bent over at work? Catch my drift.

• My fucking back hurts!!!

• Some outfits were not made for invisible bras I need my tits to sit at attention.

• After C 36 bras come in Nude or Black. Unless you wanna spend 150 and even then the bra is still ugly ass hell. O not let me forget Burgundey. Now when did Burgundey become sexy. My fucking grandma probably fucks my grandpa in burgundey. Get the picture? Get it got it gone.

• Everyone's always got something to say. Can you lay off the tits thanks!!

• Some shirts make baby ass cups not enough room in the front. Like if I want to buy a button up, it won't go all the way across the tits, so I have to get a bigger shirt. Now I don't want it. I look like a fucking librarian with a frumpy ass button up, high water pants, and Danskos.

O.K. I almost feel better.