dont call me ma.

I hate to be called MA, mommy, mom. I'm not your damn mom and I don't got no kids. And I mos def don't want to have your kids. That be killing the mood. That's how I end up accidently losing your number.

I don't believe in calling a man daddy. I know who my dad is. You didn't help create me and you ain't ever gone be my sole provider, so lose the call me daddy.

Now sex, that's a different story. Ill stroke your ego alittle..

Is he serious?

I got a random txt at like 8 o'clock in morning. Which is weird, anybody that know me know don't call before 1, or you'll get the answer machine. I'm at school so I txt back " What's up". I ususally play it off a little to see if I can figure it out. The txt goes something like this goes.

Him: nothing jus seeing what's up wit chu, bout to touch down
Me: where you coming from?
Him: Mississippi
Me: that's what's up what u doin down there
Him: visiting, what you doing up this early
Me:who's this
Him:Webbie
Me: you must got the wrong number, I don't know no Webbie
Him: I don't think I got the wrong number

Now I know I gotta know this person anybody know me know that. So at lunch I hit him up.
I find out it's this dude I use to fuck with a few yrs back. But his name is totally different. It took me awhile to figure out why he was going by Webbie.Now why the hell would a grown ass man wanna be called another grown ass man's name? He ain't even no hot ass rapper to even want to be imaging. I guess they resemble eachother some, but seriously. He was a old friend so I excused the lameness. Then he started talkin bout when could he see me. "Maybe later" I told him. Then I thought about it, changed me mind. The whole Webbie thing showed his immaturity, no need to carry on ca conversation with him. I know what he wanted and it wasn't happening..

Where's lil Kim at?

Where you at?


Can you please sit this Nicki character down?


What happen to your face?

Better than thou.. Muaaw?

I heard someone at work whisper that I think I'm better. Then someone else goes we all equal everyone shit smell the same. Well let me start by saying my shyt is better. I can't member the last time I shitted and there was a stitch in the air. Digg that bitch. Ha. But I'm way to humble for that. I could never be better than anyone vice versa. I know this because at anytime you could be in the same situation. So watch who you talk about cause yo ass might end up on the same shitter.

But if you think I'm better than you, then maybe I am. Bitches was whispering it n shyt. Cornie. Mad cause they can't do what I do. Its hard being this dysfunctional....

the sports bar by the house

I hate my apt. I gotta move a.s.a.p... It's small as fuck, I can barely fit my couches and dinning room set in there. No washer or dryer and they charge me 720. WTF! N my upstair headaches act like they ain't ever heard young jeezys c.d.. They play it all fucking day. I guess that's pretty cheap in the city that never stops raining.


The only thing I'll miss is the bar by my house. How fucking awesome is that?I get pissed off, I walk to the bar, stumble back. No driver needed. Only thing is it be pretty dead, but besides that Pam makes good ass drinks. I mean damn what more could I ask for? On a dead night shell make us (me and loser Ex)Grey Goose and cran's for 4.50.

O.K. these big buffalo bitches are surrounding me like they got problems. Gorilla don't wanna see my fist or dog mase. Ha .. I gotta carry mase just in case one of them damn racoons wanna get down.

Gotta check ya lata..

Facebook

Why mofos(the only curse word I don't use) always getting so personal on facebook?

What's on your mind: my herpes is flaring up today.

Like come on TMI. Now I can't lie, I'm a noisy muthafucka and I suck up the drama like a tampon. But sometimes I check facebook and be like come on. One chick posted "I feel like crying". Bitch go cry already! Then you know people act concerned but are really jus be nosiy. What's wrong, she says nothing. Another case of a attention whore. Ok I gotta get off this facebook for I post some nasty ass shyt to hurt her feelings.

N why people always updating they dating status.I swore facebook was about networking. This ain't Eharmony.com stop sending me "what's up" messages to my indox.

At tha club

I'm at the sports bar bloggin. Wow. But look, bitches need to realize don't talk shit cause the other bitches friends are always some where. Guess what? I'm that bitch... Lol.. Yea gucci... clearly I'm drunk..

My New Years Resolution or whatever...

So some say that having a NY resolution is stupid. I heard this chick say " I can't wait to start seeing these changed people". Well personally I feel a NY resolution is a test to see your motivation and progress. It's setting a goal, and seeing can you accomplish it in 365 days..Last year I said I would go to school and I would move out on my own. I did just that! Every year your life should be progressing. Next year I shouldn't be in the predicaments I am now. Where's the growth? You can't mentally be growing doing the same ole' same ole'. Now if your happy with that, excuse me... But I gotta be flier then that.

Even if your happy with your lifestyle, career, and family, there is always something you could be pursuing to make a better you. Even if it's smoking one less cig a day, hey your lungs, and the people around you lungs would a appreciate it!every year should be better then the last... Work on it people...

Now for the simpleton. Just let that fly over your head....